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😱 Ark Invest just dropped some wild numbers In 2025, AI-generated words officially outnumbered words written by humans — for the first time in history. At this pace, AI will surpass the entire 500-year archive of human-written text before 2030. And it's already reshaping Telegram. Channels are quietly replacing human editors with automated tools — and one of the most interesting examples is @morty, built by the @maxim team. It finds relevant content on its own, writes it in the channel's voice, and leaves just one thing for the human: hit "Approve". More media projects are going AI-first. And according to Ark Invest, this is only the beginning.

🔥 BULISH: Since the Oct. 11 market crash, Tether and Circle have issued a combined 17.25B in new stablecoins, per Lookonchain.

🔥 BULISH: Since the Oct. 11 market crash, Tether and Circle have issued a combined 17.25B in new stablecoins, per Lookonchain.

🔥 BULLISH: Texas buys the Bitcoin dip, acquiring $5M of BlackRock's IBIT spot ETF and allocating another $5M for direct self-custody BTC.

🔥 BULLISH: Texas buys the Bitcoin dip, acquiring $5M of BlackRock's IBIT spot ETF and allocating another $5M for direct self-custody BTC.

🚨 BIG: Robinhood expands its prediction markets offering through a joint venture with Susquehanna to operate a CFTC-licensed exchange and clearinghouse.

🚨 BIG: Robinhood expands its prediction markets offering through a joint venture with Susquehanna to operate a CFTC-licensed exchange and clearinghouse.

🇺🇸 JUST IN: President Trump unveiled the “Genesis Mission,” a new national initiative to accelerate AI-driven scientific innovation.

🚨 TODAY: Nvidia fell 6% after reports that Meta may shift AI-chip purchases to Google.

🚨 TODAY: Nvidia fell 6% after reports that Meta may shift AI-chip purchases to Google.

🔥 BIG: Amazon is investing up to $50 billion to boost U.S. government AI and supercomputing systems.

🔥 BIG: Amazon is investing up to $50 billion to boost U.S. government AI and supercomputing systems.

🇯🇵 NEW: Japan's Financial Services Agency will require crypto exchanges to hold liability reserves to compensate users for hacks or security breaches, per Nikkei report.

🇯🇵 NEW: Japan's Financial Services Agency will require crypto exchanges to hold liability reserves to compensate users for hacks or security breaches, per Nikkei report.

🔥 TODAY: Wormhole Labs introduces Sunrise DeFi, a one-day listing platform for Solana, with Monad's MON token launching Monday as the first listing.

🔥 TODAY: Wormhole Labs introduces Sunrise DeFi, a one-day listing platform for Solana, with Monad's MON token launching Monday as the first listing.

🔥 BULLISH: A new wallet matching Bitmine’s usual withdrawal pattern received $80.8 million in $ETH from FalconX, indicating Tom Lee is continuing to buy the dip.

🔥 BULLISH: A new wallet matching Bitmine’s usual withdrawal pattern received $80.8 million in $ETH from FalconX, indicating Tom Lee is continuing to buy the dip.

🇺🇸 BESSENT: the U.S. economy took an $11B hit from the shutdown but still isn’t at risk of recession.

🇺🇸 BESSENT: the U.S. economy took an $11B hit from the shutdown but still isn’t at risk of recession.