Daily Dad Jokes Channel
СтатистикаWhen does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. These jokes aren’t bad nor are they rad, they’re just dad... jokes delivered to you daily via @DailyDadJokesBot Jokes sourced from https://icanhazdadjoke.com/api Developed by @jsstrn
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- английский
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii" ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin' ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes