Pirate Pickup | Strategies of Seduction

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How to realize that she WANTS you??? Tip #235 Pirates, today's VERY brief sign: if a girl, if HOTTIE, has talked to you about sex, then THIS MEANS that ........................🧨 she doesn't mind having it. ALL!!! Take it and don't doubt it, 95% of the time she is.

Cheating in Tinder, Tip #234 CREW!!! You ask for MORE cheat schemes from tinder, and here I came across one today: ... You chat with a babe, she HINTS that she wishes to have sex with you and offers to meet ... AT YOUR HOUSE!!! ⚠️But before that⚠️ BEFORE THAT she means to "relax" and use illegal substances - and will ask you to either bring herbs with you, or ask you to go pick up the "purchase". 🧨......................🧨 And you'll get busted by the cops, bro, turns out there was such a HELL of a case, so think twice about agreeing to it.

How Girls Manipulate Us, Tip #233 Sailor, from the very beginning of a relationship, babes start to manipulate us, they wanna know... ....... what material this pirate is made of! They wanna know how much you depend on her. It starts off innocuously, "can you pick me up in a cab?" or "can you print out an essay," and... .... And THEN it can escalate into constant catering to her interests (you WON'T notice), so there's a rule in pickup: FIRST TIME. ...🌶 Ignore her requests, just ignore ALL requests, even small ones. Then, when you get sex, you can make some concessions.

SEX TIP #232 A real sea wolf will NEVER ask a girl after sex if she experienced an ORGASM!!! ...🏴☠️ It's kind of a manifestation of NOTHING, pirate, if there was one, you would definitely notice it)))) And if there wasn't. well why put her in an uncomfortable position and make her lie? Learn how to have sex better🏴☠️

FRIENDZONE, Tip #231 Crew, pirates, have been REALLY asking questions about #friendzone lately, today a younger asked: "CAAAP!!! You say the Friendzone needs to be made clear that the Friendzone doesn't suit me. How?!" ........🧨 Ship's CAPITAN answers: you need to tell/text her: "Sarah, I'm not interested in your friendzone. I like you as a woman, not as a friend. I don't see the point in communicating as friends - think about it and call me if you have something to say." ..,,,,.,..,,.,,,,.....,,,,,,.,,....,,,,...♠️ Get it?!! HONESTY - the strongest weapon of a pirate, if you put the question in this way, in these terms, she will instantly realize that she sees a MAN - coz she has already forgotten about it, since you are in the friendzone😂😂 And most importantly, you'll stop fucking with your own brain. DEFINITELY!!!

Correspondence Tip #230 Here is PSYCHOLOGICAL advice, sailor, look here: if you understand, you yourself are aware of what you say, conduct yourself in correspondence... SHY, .............🧨 then a word of advice: think about HOW HER TIRED of indecisive guys!!! 99% of guys are BAD, embarrassed to get into intimate jokes and topics. In short, think NOT ABOUT YOU, but about her and what she wants - and she wants determination, pirate, first and foremost!!!

Tip #229, Refusals I have never, NEVER brought this up yet (cause it's all obvious to me), but... How do you respond to rejections? ......🧨 As a cool story, PIRAT, just trust me - you can't think of better advice. When I get rejected, I just LOL at it and enjoy telling my friends. It just has to be brought up in me.

Kissing Tip #228 Crew!!! I haven't given kissing tips in YEARS (cuz I ran out lol), BUT!!!! BUT!!! ..🧨 Here's a reminder: while kissing, DO NOT be embarrassed to make pleasure sounds - don't growl like an ANIMAL, but all sorts of soft "mmm", smacking and unobtrusive (!!!) pleasure sounds WANTED!!! ..💣💣💣💣💣 That way the girl will understand, PIRAT, she'll understand that you're enjoying yourself too and will be more turned on😏

Life Hacks for MASTERS #227 Well, this one takes a lot of confidence, but that tip is TOP! In short, PIRATE, on a clear day you go to a city movie theater, and somewhere nearby you walk up to a hottie (just the HOT one), and you tell her : .. - Hi! Can you tell me, please, where is the movie theater around here? ..🏴☠️ She'll show you it, and you're like, "Great! Come with me to the session, it's in ten minutes." ..🔥 Just be, be prepared that you're going to be DENIED a lot: some people are in a hurry, and for some it's too fast (especially if you don't know how to push), but in general - Top tip, fun, will pump your STRENGTH, and trust me - if you've talked your way into a movie this fast, sex is just around the corner💦

How to amuse or charm a pretty girl, #226 Here's a UNIVERSAL tip, a command, for ALL occasions, that can be used in ALL sorts of situations, ...🧨 tell the girl that that you dreamt about her!!!! If she's even remotely interested in you, she'll become REALLY interested, and she'll ask: and what was I doing there! ...💣 And here, pirate, HERE you can say whatever you want: - We were walking in the park and you had this huge cotton candy the size of a car and you were funny eating it! - You and I hid on the roof and fought off vampires. - We swam in the sea and you were afraid your swimsuit would come off and asked me not to peek (that's if you and she are already well acquainted, PIRATE!!!) ...🧨🧨 So... Did you... GET IT?????!!!! You can use the "I had a dream about you" trick for everyone, in general for all occasions in life, FOR EVERYTHING, a thousand darn things!!!🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️

Pickup Secrets #225 Sailor, remember, this MANIPULATION is only for when you need to seduce a girl FAST, for the next evening: The "and I heard" technique. ..🧨 The babe says, "I like The Weeknd, he's cool," and you, YOU answer, sailor: ..🧨 - Yeah? And I heard he doesn't write music himself at all. I had a friend who worked with him and told me SO SO!!!! Sailor, it's kind of SILLY, but for girls this kind of stuff, that you're in the "social hangouts", it's like HONEY to the bees for them. So use it if you need to mislead a girl and appear to be a SOCIAL guy🧨

COMPLIMENTS, Tip #224 ⚠️Compliments:⚠️ - You have such a bright laugh, like bells ringing. - You look like a candy bar (tan girl). - I would add your picture on wikipedia to the word "charm". ..........🔥🔥🔥 That's it, have a good day, crew!!!

Hey crew!!! Tip #223 Pirate, let's make a deal: next time you're with a babe in the park/café/restaurant/bar, you MUST say the phrase: ...☠️..☠️..☠️. - Look, all the men are looking at us and envy me for being next to the prettiest girl in this park ...💣 What, WHAT'S THERE TO ADD??? Nothing to add, just Say THIS to her to emphasize her exclusivity.

Pump Up Confidence, Tip #222 Pirate, if you make conversation 3 times a week with a chic hottie on the street, your life will CHANGE in 1-2 months. ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not necessarily, do you hear me? You don't have to make it your goal to seduce her, get her phone number, etc. Your goal is just to start a conversation, even with the phrase "hello, what time is it? “ ..☠️☠️ If you stick to the "3 BEAUTIES A WEEK" rule, you'll be shocked at yourself in about 2 months. AND MORE!!!! .. I wrote this SERIOUSLY, and this is your homework: starting next Monday you make a diary and make sure that at least 3 conversations with a top hottie are started at the end of each week, OK, piraaaaat?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Fashion Verdict, Tip #221 Rarely, Rarely does this column appear cause you have forgotten about it, pirates!!! You don't ask about fashion, but be aware that .... ...🔥 A PIRATE MUST HAVE a purse, a luxury purse!!! If you carry money crumpled up in your pocket, that's not serious, BRO, buy a leather wallet so you're not ashamed to pay in cafes. ...☠️ Girls appreciate elegance.

How to know if a pretty girl likes you? Tip #220 ARRR, pirate, pay attention to HOW SHE LAUGHS!!! Or rather, where she's looking at the time. If someone in the company is making a joke, PSYCHOLOGICALLY.... .....♦️ .... SHE'S GOT to look at the one, who she likes! So if a babe keeps throwing her eyes in your direction while laughing, it's a 99% sign that she likes you, sailor.

Crew, GIFT #218 Fighters!!! Young ladies ought to be given all sorts of little useless GIFTS that are memorable to them. ...🌶 SHARING A PERSONAL SECRET: Learn to make an origami crane, bro. It's a paper crane that can WAVE WINGS, the little ones tend to squeak when they see them, and you have to mention it too: - They say he who collects a thousand cranes will have eternal happiness in life. You have the first one. 🧨..........🧨 BEAUTIFUL? Yeah. ROMANTIC? Yeah. GREAT? Yeah. THANK YOU CAP?!!! You're welcome. P.S. On YouTube, type "origami crane" into the search box, nothing complicated.

Friendzone? Yeah, FRIENDZONE!!! Tip #217 Well, here's a piece of advice: STOP asking for opinions from the chick you're in a friendzone. TOTALLY. ..🧨 Where to go, what to wear, "what do you think?" - That's the kind of bullshit that should be... MINIMUM, that she sees you more and more as a MAN with an opinion, not an insecure yunga, PIRATE!!! From now on, don't give a shit about her opinion, you know what I mean?!

Pheromone perfume, Tip #216 DOES IT WORK?!?!! I dunno guys, I've perfumed with them a couple of times in my life, and I've been given. ...🧨 Although I've been given one without it, don't ask me any more questions like that in person, I dunno😂 Learn how to shoot chicks without perfume, bro)