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There’s a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night. @TheComedyCentre

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters 'PNEIS' and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today, while the rest are on Telegram. @TheComedyCentre

Found out that the person I went to meet for financial assistance brushed his teeth with salt. Omo, I just told him I came to say hi! @TheComedyCentre

God promised men that good wives could be found in every corner of the earth… then He made the earth round. @TheComedyCentre

After the 4th divorce, baba vex 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre

1. I have a dig bick 2. You that read wrong 3. You read that wrong too 4. You checked 5. You smiled 7. You are wandering why you are still reading this 8. You saw that mistake, right? (On 7) 10. But did you see that I skipped 6? 10. You checked 11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said "saw you" not you saw 13. I also skipped 2 14. You got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time 😂 @TheComedyCentre

Black is a color, white is a color. But black and white is not a color TV @TheComedyCentre

I tipped a delivery guy $2 once because I was broke. Felt awful about it. Apologized like 5 times. 2 years later I'm standing in line at an airport, phone at 1%, and my flight's boarding. Guy behind me taps my shoulder. It wasn't him. @TheComedyCentre

Found the original video. Slide in and slide out, e ya 😀 @TheComedyCentre

Between cholocate and congralatution which one did you read wrong? @TheComedyCentre

Imagine introducing yourself as Beyond Repair at a job interview 😂 Interviewee: Hello, I am Beyond Repair. Interviewer: (shaking Interviewee) Doesn't Matter. @TheComedyCentre

Yakubu manage, it will feel like you want to die but you will not die 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre

Jealousy, is that you? @TheComedyCentre

I asked my dog, "What's 2 minus 2?" He said nothing. @TheComedyCentre

Even masquerade shout Jesus 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre

This is how you create unnecessary enemies for yourself 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre

A woman in Vietnam entered a clothing store, the woman who works at the clothing store sees her enter... What happens next is a glitch in the matrix that needs some Benny Hill music. 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre

Haters will say it is AI 😂😂😂 @TheComedyCentre