Bellerophon's Autism Plantation

Don’t forget to go to church today kings 🙏🙏

Time to break this out again now that the school year has started

We are now an official (unpaid) sponsor of Tucker Carlson. In the coming days I will recruit many of you to an internship program (paid, but in Alp pouches). It will not be voluntary.

Sorry chief, the day has come.

A small whitepill for your week 🥂

“Ytpipo got no drip” ok then explain this

I fckin knew it

Brad Pitt confirmed as a subscriber to my channel

Lauritz please stop spamming this at me with the caption “perfect gf fr fr”

Let’s not judge admin #3 too harshly, he’s self conscious about his man boobs but he likes to air it out

My issue with “sex work” is that I support neither “sex” nor “work.” The unemployed truecel is the aristocrat of modernity, and the “sex worker” is his exact opposite

A perv named Dingus? This is a really good attempt to make the GOP more relatable, but I’m still not voting for them

This chick said she was into musicals, so this seems like a good first date idea that overlaps with both our interests

Don’t forget to go to church today kings 🙏🙏

Challenging Bellerophon to post this next Sunday

Niggas will post this and then say “no more borther wars” smh

I’m mowing my yard rn and the Jews can’t stop me. It’s a good feeling

If you’re ever asked “how bad is hoeflation,” show em this

Allegedly she said later “chill bro im bulking. Takes mass to move mass”