Funny Quotes and Jokes 😂😂😂

*An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.. When life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means its going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming...* Good Morning Everyone 💖🌼 Wishing you All A Great New Week

🔱why are all the heads of the fishes inside sardine missing? Dem tell them say we dey forbid fish head?😂😂😂😂😂

Driver: Lagos to Onitsha is 40k Me: How much come be waybill?? Driver : 5k Me :Oya waybill me🤣🤣🤣

Fat girls should stop wearing yellow rain coat oh🤷🤷🤷🤷 That is how I thought 1 was keke napep 🥴🥴🥴

Sometimes I wonder why African parents do remove eyeglass to hear what exactly you are telling them. 🤔🤔

The more you meet people, the more you will understand why Noah took animals instead of human in the Ark. 🤘💯🤘

If not that my parent are still owing me all the money visitors use to give me. What is IPhone 13 and Benz that I can’t buy. 🥴🥴🥴

BREAKING NEWS!! MAN SEES HIS DEAD WIFE WITH ANOTHER MAN IN JOS!!! A man from Bauchi State by name Mu'azu Danfulani caused a lot of traffic today at Bauchi road. Mr . Mu'azu said he came into Jos yesterday and decided to move around to see how Jos looks like. He was walking around Bauchi road when he stumbled on his wife that died 3yrs ago in his home town. According to him, " my wife died of asthma 3yrs ago and had since been buried but am surprised to see her with a man conveying her on a motorcycle, at first I hesitated, then I summoned courage and called her by name, she turned, looked at me and disappeared". The man who carried her on his bike fainted twice. After he was resuscitated, he narrated his story saying he had lived with her for more than a year, he also said they met in the market and he later proposed to her and she accepted. These are the kind of stories I write when I am hungry. This write up is out of the hunger. ABEG NA WHO GET GARRI? 😂😂

*I don't understand why vomiting is the only symptom of pregnancy in African movies* 🥴🥴🥴

*So one day I will be begging someone to collect the ring that I bought with my hard earned money* 😌💔😑

All those girls that swallow sperm, are u aware u are eating full human being?? I no say anything oo

Guys, if a lady visits you and you gist, eat, watch a movie and she returns home in peace without sex, will you die? Some girls will be like tell them oo", but you girls, when did your boyfriend's house become a cinema, give him what he want jhoor!

My sister, studio photos doesn't bring husband nor money. Save that money and start corn business. Trust me he will come and buy corn. #Wisdom 🥴🥴🥴

Yoruba people will greet you as if they are shocked to see you alive in the morning. They be like "Ah! Ah!! ah!!!, Ema kaaro oo" am speaking from experience. 🥴🥴🥴

I needed to know if people will obey my command. So, I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!" Omo, before I could blink, everybody don obey! Some people even laid face down. After a while, I brought out my Bible and said, "let us pray!"In fact, how I escaped was a miracle.,....,..