*⋆jane doe

people acting like katseye were having sex in the hootie frutti music video or sth like omg some sexy dancing and shorts will not kill you. the purity culture is getting ridiculous these people wouldn't have survived the 2000s popstars.

asap rocky once said "a weirdo but I'm real tho" and I live by that.

especially stantwt like they be on some new bs every single day.

willingly opening up twitter is like okay let's go to hell❤️

like okay I saved this thing...once. you do not need to make my whole feed about it ohmygod.

پینترست هم شده عین بابای من بهش میگی فلان چیز خوشمزه بود دوست داشتم میره هفتاد تن ازش میگیره میاره.

idk how to say it but I love looking disgusted in photos like oh it's a gag.

lesbians and their attachment to bodies of water.

#basicallytheshit

i know my humour is broken when they post an edit of someone and everyone in the comments is like "[the person they get shipped with] is so lucky" and I find it the funniest shit ever.

yall have no idea how hot brazilian portuguese sounds to me.

as in fiction,, whoever is more evil should bottom. that's my rule.

a religious person cursing me down is like whatever yeah but when they start doing that non chalant rage-bait thing where they go like "oh I pray the Lord shows his greatness to you Jesus loves you" shit it really starts pissing me off.

that long fanfiction about your middle-school ship will save you #trust me

when you dare call taiwan a country and now china's government dead ass will find and kill you.

Leviticus 20:13: “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.”

Love reading my yaoi and yuri سخیف on a good break.