Kevins Bussin' Update REDUX

*crack pipe

Arguing with a schizo only proves that there are three

If it was a good methical morning then I'd be doing meth!!!!

Good Methical Morning

Luckily with a million dollars you don't have to worry about how many heart attacks you have

I had a reputation for having sex with all of the teachers when I was being homeschooled.

Gabagool? Ova 'ere

Yeah yeah, what would an eyetalian know about law anyway

The consensus is that the aforementioned wife's form is so enlarged that she does indeed generate her own gravitational field. Therefore the hopes of @TheMemerEatSpicyGoodnessLikeABos reaching the food truck are slim.

We've reached out to @TheMemerEatSpicyGoodnessLikeABos on their thoughts on the new Ethiopian food truck thats opened on the corner but he has yet to make it past his wife's rotund posterior

The consensus is that the aforementioned wife's form is so enlarged that she does indeed generate her own gravitational field. Therefore the hopes of @TheMemerEatSpicyGoodnessLikeABos reaching the food truck are slim.

My favorite Jewish food is brisket honestly

Israeli Lenti Stew is so worth it I'd even say its worth one's birthright!

Erm having to eat bland peas and mash is WAY worse than getting stabbed so I couldn't agree MORE

I'll take vibrant multiculturalism and nummy foods over high trust society any day

Babe are you Moby dick? Cause ur humps are driving me and my ivory leg insane

Annihilate my flucel life

I make balls fluid

My sit down air be rancid