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Quotes of today -Noone can use you if you are useless -The longer you don't pre the longer you pee -If your enemy can predict your next move then don't move

if u text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed

this year has felt like being awake during surgery

i hate liking people cus wyd when you not talking to me

I love how my life gives me a plot twist every month

I learned a lot from my mistakes, so I decided to make more mistakes to learn more

A break from someone will either make you realize how much you truly miss them or how much peace you have without them

They say you must fight for what is yours and then they say if it is yours then you don't have to fight for it. I'm confused, are we fighting or not?

"ai is replacing us" i'd love to see ai get attached to a 1 week talking stage

Due to financial reasons I'll be passing away

happily married people need to speak louder bec the internet is making marriage look like a horror story.

he told me im not his girlfriend mind you this is my life i can be whatever i want

I post more memes than selfies cause I rather see y'all smiling than falling in love

If I text you a🫶 just know that's not a heart. That's my hands around your neck if you keep playing with me

I always give fat people wrong directions so they walk more and lose weight feel like a superhero sometimes

I literally just found out that my teacher who roasted me in the 5th grade died in a fire! Look who's roasted now..

I wanna fall in love. But Monday to Friday is work. Saturday is laundry & Sunday is mental prep for Monday.

fart once they will forget it in a couple days. shit yourself and they'll remember for years. make big moves to be remembered

Only in brown families will you get made fun of for your weight and then yelled at for dieting.

I'm so humble that If u invite me to ur house and there's no food. I'll just eat u instead.