/r/Showerthoughts

You can predict who you will be a pallbearer for, if you list your family - parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles...even older siblings. You speak to these people regularly and will carry their casket one day. https://redd.it/1vpsajz @r_Showerthoughts

It is a convenient coincidence that the sun and the moon look gold and silver respectively. https://redd.it/1vpk9kg @r_Showerthoughts

Bad knees is one of those things that is so common. You can get it from not working out enough or even working out too much https://redd.it/1vpfahe @r_Showerthoughts

If you ever donated to Wikipedia, you helped fund AI. https://redd.it/1vp8334 @r_Showerthoughts

All extant birds are dinosaurs, so any fantasy setting that includes common birds (like ravens or crows) must also have had dinosaurs at one point. https://redd.it/1vp7gt6 @r_Showerthoughts

Thoughts are the only truly real thing. You can't have an imaginary thought https://redd.it/1vp0hhg @r_Showerthoughts

Just like our browsers auto-detecting foreign languages, they should give us an option to convert imperial units to metric. https://redd.it/1voo6cj @r_Showerthoughts

Robert Pattinson who played a Vampire, is married to Suki Waterhouse. Not to be confused with the True Blood character Sookie Stackhouse who was in love with a vampire https://redd.it/1vomglf @r_Showerthoughts

Almost everything on Earth is solar-powered except for nuclear energy, which is powered by dead stars that existed before our Sun was even born. https://redd.it/1voeh9a @r_Showerthoughts

Better late than never does not apply for all terminal diagnosis. https://redd.it/1vo1epr @r_Showerthoughts

Many people have heard about Ea-Nasir and his bad quality copper, but few have read the actual complaint. https://redd.it/1vn4hgs @r_Showerthoughts

The inability to travel faster than light and scale of cosmic time means that even if abundant life has evolved almost everywhere multiple times, we are unlikely to ever make contact with it; the chance of overlapping in space and time is essentially zero. https://redd.it/1vm987e @r_Showerthoughts

Long ago humans weren't informed enough to figure what kind of society they wanted to live in. Now we are informed enough to know what kind of society we never got the chance to live in. https://redd.it/1vm7quq @r_Showerthoughts

Taking your socks off in the office seems offensive, but not wearing them in the first place doesn't. https://redd.it/1vm66y7 @r_Showerthoughts

Edibles are a snack that just make you hungrier. https://redd.it/1vlx3bt @r_Showerthoughts

Six degrees of separation becomes a lot fewer degrees when you base it on people who have indirectly shared a public toilet seat. https://redd.it/1vlxhv6 @r_Showerthoughts

A lot of new non-AI generated writing will have an anti-AI bias, which means that models that continue to train on new content will slowly become self-loathing. https://redd.it/1vlcpm9 @r_Showerthoughts

If you told people 20 years ago you take controlled amounts of party drugs to improve your mental health people would think you're crazy. Now they can be administered by a doctor https://redd.it/1vlb1za @r_Showerthoughts

Maybe all the Billionaires are weirdos, because the desire to collect that much wealth is a sign of mental illness. https://redd.it/1vkyvky @r_Showerthoughts

AGI is scientology for tech bros. https://redd.it/1vko786 @r_Showerthoughts