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You wanna get on a mega yacht? It's easy in Dubai 😂 I also messed up a great interview @dennisdinkelmeyer and toured around the palm in Dubai Monday at TOKEN2049

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No matter who says what, but definition of "good life" is to be able to shower mouth open. @tapptales

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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Pro-Bitcoin Donald Trump officially sworn in as President of the United States. @WatcherGuru

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Oklahoma introduces "Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act" to buy & hold Bitcoin as a state asset. @WatcherGuru

From FOMO to HODL Some of you have been asking me about the crypto market, blaablaablaa, so here are the three steps of how it will most likely go: First Run - You Miss It You're sitting there, staring at your screen like it's the last slice of pizza at a party or reading posts like this. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's doing backflips to the moon, and you're still wondering if you left the stove on. By the time you decide, crypto's already thrown a parade without you. Second Run - You're the Exit Liquidity Congrats! You're back with a vengeance, but you've got the gambling fever. You're not just playing the market; you're betting on every meme coin with a dog or a cat in the logo, hoping for that 1000x return. It's like buying lottery tickets with your rent money. Sure, someone wins the jackpot, but it's probably not you. Instead, you become the ATM for those who got in early, high-fiving them as they cash out on your dough. Third Run - You've Learned Your Lesson - HODL After a couple of faceplants, you've wised up. You're no longer chasing the crypto equivalent of a unicorn; you're all about the blue-chip cryptos. "HODL" isn't just a meme; it's your philosophy now. You've seen enough dips to know that patience isn't just a virtue; it's your survival strategy in this digital wild west. B.L.U.F - Don't Be Greedy: Crypto's a wild ride; don't let greed be your guide. - Gamble Wisely: Only play with what you can laugh off losing. - Stay Humble: Remember, in crypto, the only constant is change. - Memes: When the market dips, make sure your sense of humor doesn't. @tapptales

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The last 30 days has seen more than 3 BILLION DOLLARS per day entering the #Bitcoin network Join the Business Artist Channel

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Senator Cynthia Lummis says "America must win the Bitcoin race." @WatcherGuru

JUST IN: Tesla $TSLA reaches new all-time high of $420. @WatcherGuru

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President-elect Trump congratulates Bitcoin holders on surpassing $100,000 @WatcherGuru

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Will ETH start during this bull? Hard to find way, no narrative...

JUST IN: $XRP surpasses $USDT to become the 3rd largest cryptocurrency by market cap. @WatcherGuru

JUST IN: $XRP surpasses $2 @WatcherGuru

@Bitcoin_Price on Thanksgiving Day 🦃 2010: $0.28 2011: $2.49 2012: $12.51 2013: $813 2014: $376 2015: $328 2016: $739 2017: $8,771 2018: $4,015 2019: $7,150 2020: $18,764 2021: $58,927 2022 $16,353 2023: $37,035 2024: $95,531