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Romance isn't dead

> be me > get dm > its my friend @Intel80x86 > author of @HyperDbg > wtf i love him > open message > "smelly i got goop" > wtf i love goop > "i found malware campaign" > wtf i love malware campaigns > "The Threat Actor(s) have created a website which is specifically tailored to malware analysts, or reverse engineers, who utilize hypervisor-based frameworks. Their malware campaign appears to have begun about 8 days ago. I became aware of the issue when their "product" compared themselves to HyperDbg. Their website is clearly vibe coded, however parts appear to be in Mandarin" > wtf theyre targeting people who like goop > sends url to website > vt01[.]com > look inside > lol ai slop > go to download page > vt01[.]com/en/download > immediately flagged as malware by firefox > allow download plz > split nanosecond touches the disk > windows: OMFG MALWARE!!! > ??? this malware STINKS > sha256: 5934d1a64afd62e7d1badb81e8613e01efe9cf9c7d6748271c6d0761e3b11eb7 > look inside > delphi, weird PE sections > throw into triage > YARA rules IMMEDIATELY identify the malware family > XRed > wtf is XRed? > cant remember any family named XRed > December, 2025: XRed impersonates Indian Ministry of Finance and Income Tax Department > December, 2025: XRed targets US and UK companies that do business in India > March, 2025: XRed targets manufacturing companies in the United Kingdom > May, 2025: Threat Actors compromise ProColored, their driver update was compromised to push XRed > July, 2025: Threat Actors compromise video game mouse company, push malware to video game players who use EndGame Gear for gaming this is strange goop

Looks like Christmas came early this year boys. We got ourselves a Threat Actor distributing malware masquerading as a reverse engineering tool, trying to compromise security researchers. Thanks for the goop, ya doofus

Anthropic CEO wife hung out with Epstein and ... PITCHED PORNOGRAPHY BUSINESS IDEAS TO HIM

I keep seeing terrible news about crypto theft, kidnapping, hacks, etc. I've come up with a solution. I'll build a special place where you can safety store your cryptocurrency. It will have polite people that greet you when walk in the building, some sort…

I keep seeing terrible news about crypto theft, kidnapping, hacks, etc. I've come up with a solution. I'll build a special place where you can safety store your cryptocurrency. It will have polite people that greet you when walk in the building, some sort of vault that is fire proof, tornado proof, flood proof, etc. The place will be clean, play boring music, but it'll make you feel fancy and stuff. You can safety deposit your crypto currencies into this build. I will establish a relationship with the local police department, install panic buttons to immediately notify them if anyone tries any funny business. I'll also implement boring rules, procedures, and protocols, to ensure employees are incapable of stealing your cryptocurrencies. In exchange for holding your cryptocurrency I'll charge a nominal fee, monthly or annually, alternatively I will borrow against your cryptocurrency to invest into other things. I'll call it "table", because when we talk business we'll be sitting a table. I'm a god damn genius

> be me > decide to buy new electric shaver > go to store > purchase > $239.99 > ultra mega fuck off shaver 9000 > go home > open box > requires Bluetooth connection > requires making an account > requires location sharing > collects information about shaving…

> be me > decide to buy new electric shaver > go to store > purchase > $239.99 > ultra mega fuck off shaver 9000 > go home > open box > requires Bluetooth connection > requires making an account > requires location sharing > collects information about shaving habits

Apple devices now give you alerts if you're cool and badass

I checked my DMs today. I was thanked for the vx-underground drives at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village I was not aware vx-underground copies would be at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village I was asked about the vx-underground party at DEFCON I was…

I checked my DMs today. I was thanked for the vx-underground drives at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village I was not aware vx-underground copies would be at the DEFCON Data Duplication Village I was asked about the vx-underground party at DEFCON I was not aware vx-underground had a party at DEFCON

tl;dr Trump administration said "ransomware, fraud, cybercrime is for nerds and the nerds pissing me off bigly fr" Then he said, "fuck it, hit is up, if you're cool we'll let you perform hack backs, it's not even a big deal anymore, whatever fuck it bro,…

tl;dr Trump administration said "ransomware, fraud, cybercrime is for nerds and the nerds pissing me off bigly fr" Then he said, "fuck it, hit is up, if you're cool we'll let you perform hack backs, it's not even a big deal anymore, whatever fuck it bro, do your thing"

1 like = 1 malware

> be me > hehe bored hehe > suddenly remember the good ol days > talking to ransomware groups online for fun > stopped because son was born > hehe i wonder what theyre doing > hit them up online > look inside HOLY. CHRIST. Chat, I don't see any stinky nerds…

> be me > hehe bored hehe > suddenly remember the good ol days > talking to ransomware groups online for fun > stopped because son was born > hehe i wonder what theyre doing > hit them up online > look inside HOLY. CHRIST. Chat, I don't see any stinky nerds talking to Russian cyber crime syndicates, so I thought they were all gone or something, what in the FUCK. They have been busy. Well, I guess I'll go chat with them, see what's going on, get the scoop on who is cool and isn't cool, probably get placed on some more watch lists, I don't know. I'll poke Dmitry Khoroshev and see what bro is doing, last time him and I spoke he was talking about pouching English speaking cybercriminals for something, I don't remember, my memory is fuzzy. I also know ALPHV is on rebrand number .... six ... I think. They're silly and doing all sorts of shenanigans. I also know our good friend "Boris" is reformed, a Christian, married, and has children. He stopped working with the Conti-crime family, Lockbit, ALPHV-crime family, etc. He cleaned up his act and switched to crypto-draining, like a reformed Christian man. Anyway, I'll talk with some of the homies from FBI Most Wanted, get the scoop on ransomware, see what's popping and if any silly shenanigans are afoot.

1 like = 1 malware

I'm about to crash out You're a fucking bum if you use AI to write your research papers. If I see one more "WHY THIS MATTERS" I'm going to lose my fucking shit bro You're a fucking bum who can't do research, you depend on a subscription model to think for…

I'm about to crash out You're a fucking bum if you use AI to write your research papers. If I see one more "WHY THIS MATTERS" I'm going to lose my fucking shit bro You're a fucking bum who can't do research, you depend on a subscription model to think for you, and your bum ass can't even comprehend what happened so you need to spend more money to have it "write". Then I see all these corny ass replies, people larping like they've read the "write-up", when anyone with a shred of self-respect, integrity, and critical-thinking skills, know it's a big stinky sloppy pile of pig shit HOW DO YOU INTEND ON GETTING A JOB IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING? Okay, I'm done screaming at my computer monitor. I'm going to go eat dinner, tonight we're having pizza. I am excited because I like pizza and it makes me happy. Mwah, kissies, love you all lots