JACOB WOHL

This article was written more than 5 years ago. It’s more prescient today than ever before. https://jacobawohl.substack.com/p/jacob-wohls-19-rules

Amen! https://x.com/razomforukraine/status/2080773975047619000?s=46

Iran is f*cked. It’s over for them.

I don’t know how many of you remember this… but on the second episode of my old show on Censored.TV, I did an expose warning everyone about this. More than 6 years ago now. Feels like it was yesterday.

Update: We fixed it.

I appreciate this assessment of my role within a certain era of politics. I now thoroughly believe that I got out of the “public” side of the political scene at exactly the right time. I maximized fun and profit at the time. I made many people laugh. And made the right people cry. Just as I exited, 100 knock-offs came onto the scene. None of them were ever as funny, or ever managed to have any real effect. These days, as the business model of being a MAGA political influencer has completely collapsed (for various reasons), I am totally out of that line of work. And yet somehow, more influential than ever, from behind the scenes. I lobby for a handful of great clients and run one of the most advanced offensive cyber platforms in the world. It’s new, fun, fascinating and far more lucrative.

The Mark 67 Submarine Launched Mobile Mine Operational History, Platform Dependencies, and the Future of Clandestine Undersea Warfare https://blobs.vusercontent.net/blob/mk67_slmm_report-VlEOC1xIl4fxLt85Rw9N9stp0Awntk.pdf

Phil Collins’ classic “Inside Out” + videos of CENTOM bombing the sh*t out of Iran. Highly recommend.

https://x.com/passcoderonald/status/2029376598000935270?s=46

The promotion, and increase in prevalence, of extrareligious superstition and conspiricism, is insidious and deeply destructive to the functioning of a high end society Most North African Arab Muslims for example, believe in the “djinn”, a sort of ghost that terrorizes them This sort of phenomenon is raging wild in the West now, thanks to jackass podcasters who hypnotize the masses into a state of total mental discordance And it’s very destructive It’s so much worse than you can even imagine Mind viruses are running wild, and causing far more damage than COVID ever could

What the Hell Is a "Discombobulator"? And Could You Actually Build One? https://www.jacobwohl.org/publications/discombobulator

Holy sh*t. The true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto is in these Epstein docs.

RIP to the inimitable Scott Adams. It gives me great satisfaction to know that I might have made him laugh harder than anyone or anything else in the history of CWSA.

FYI: To my loyal telegram followers who I don’t post to nearly enough these days… If you’ve received an email like this one during this Holiday Season, you probably were the person who allowed malware into your corporate network. Thankfully, it was only sent by the legitimate red-teaming firm that the CISO hired to help find the vulnerabilities. More info: https://www.irisc2.com/blog/slaybell-holiday-payload

JAVELIN: Fully Undetectable Windows Shellcode Loader Now Available in IRIS C2 https://www.irisc2.com/blog/javelin-fud-loader

On The Matter of H1B - A Sober Discussion of the Costs and Benefits https://open.substack.com/pub/jacobawohl/p/on-the-matter-of-h1b?r=bk9gb&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Traveling around the world is such an insane waste of time and money. I can’t even imagine just galavanting around the world for no particular reason the way that so many of my friends, colleagues and peers do. I’ve traveled enough. Been to the best restaurants in the world. Seen it all. On someone else’s dime for some kind of business purpose. And I’ve seen enough to know that my beautiful home in my beautiful neighborhood in one of America’s richest zip codes is just about as good as it gets. I’m not interested in flying to the Memphis Food Festival or going to Machu Picchu or whatever else the instagram-drone NPCs do these days. Everywhere around the world has become the same experience these days anyway. What’s the point? Travel, as it’s currently constituted, is the kind of mindless escapism that most people would be better off to do without, such that they can buy their dream-home without a mortgage.

If you woke up every day with even half the intensity that my Belgian Malinois does, you’d be rich by now.