Urban Dictionary

Hate Draft by pffler ℹ️ 1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her. 2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage. 📌 1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him. 2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him. #WordOfTheDay

Striver  by URM Striver ℹ️ The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it. The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year. The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success. 📌 Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard. Successful strivers: - Barack Obama - Harold Koh #WordOfTheDay

SkyPesos  by 404_name_not_found ℹ️ Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use. 📌 - I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos - Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere. #WordOfTheDay

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 ℹ️ Quirky niche peak cinema analysis It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak. 📌 Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed. #WordOfTheDay

Utility beer  by lakeshore ℹ️ Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings. 📌 Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool? Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m. #WordOfTheDay

cfm boots  by diatribe ℹ️ come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair. 📌 Look at those cfm boots. #WordOfTheDay

rawr xD  by okeeeeeeeeez ℹ️ a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people. 📌 do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD okeeez rawr xD #WordOfTheDay

Hardo  by Thuhkilluh ℹ️ A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc. 📌 Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo! #WordOfTheDay

Scrapnel  by IceSniper ℹ️ (N) : All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement. 📌 "After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor" #WordOfTheDay

Walky-Talky  by odd muffin ℹ️ A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber 📌 Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.” Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha” #WordOfTheDay

stove  by anthony willison ℹ️ Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc. 📌 'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/ General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt' #WordOfTheDay

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo ℹ️ When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub. 📌 Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby. #WordOfTheDay

chud run by chad brandson ℹ️ A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards. 📌 "Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??" #WordOfTheDay

Toe Rag  by AKACroatalin ℹ️ A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC. 📌 1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!” 2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!” 3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.” 4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag. #WordOfTheDay

flophouse  by J3553 ℹ️ Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters. A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules. 📌 Example #1 Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse?? Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute. Example #2 Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!! Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now! #WordOfTheDay

Hate Sink  by The great prophet Zarquon ℹ️ A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity. 📌 Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink. #WordOfTheDay

funiosity  by Supersonic Stevie ℹ️ The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion. 📌 "Wow, look at that dog running on three legs" - "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity" #WordOfTheDay

jody  by Sgt Apan ℹ️ The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas. 📌 Ain't no use in goin home, Jody's got your girl and gone. Ain't no use in goin back, Jody's got your Cadillac, Ain't no use in feeling blue, Jody's took your checkbook too. #WordOfTheDay

Eternity leave  by LingDanc803 ℹ️ When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later. 📌 Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii! With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever. #WordOfTheDay

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? ℹ️ A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area 📌 Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks? Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home... #WordOfTheDay