مجلهٔ عسل طعم تلخ دارد.

(Or just as a human)

-the bear, se3

نصف مشکلاتم از اونجایی میان که به‌جای «نه» گفتم «آره بابا حتما»

خدایاشکرت انگار زن بودن تو این خراب شده به اندازه کافی سخت نبود که پمس هم درکنارش وجود داره.

Ted Lasso, se2

They wanna take her out But no one ever wants to take her home

از زمان قدیم ظاهر زن گوه‌خور داشته تا الان. چرا لاغر شدی؟ چرا چاق شدی؟ چرا موهاتو رنگ کردی؟ چرا موهاتو رنگ نکردی؟ چرا زیر چشات گود افتاده؟ چرا ناخون نمیکاری؟ انگار هر روز مت‌گالا‌ست و من باید بهترین و زیباترین حالت خودم باشم.

واقعا از پا داشتن خوشم میاد. اگر می‌تونستم حتی مسیرهای اتوبانی رو هم پیاده طی می‌کردم.

Remember that hard to swallow pill you've been gagging on since you were 13? Well maybe you have to drink water with it so you can swallow it, maybe you should cut it in two, take each part a day, maybe your prescription was wrong, maybe you had other pills you had to take and the pharmacist was too tired to take a second look at your prescription paper. Maybe you don't need to take it now, maybe you're still too small, your throat too tight and closed from all the horror and terror of what might happen if you take. Maybe you should spit the pill out for now, take a sip of water, maybe it's not the time to swallow that pill.