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🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 she finally made it for a monday post! here's where i'll be this week... and next week (; It's Friday, Baby at Lulu's 🗓 21 august (fri) 8pm til late 📍 Lulu's 🎟 book on whatsapp join me at lulu's! they have live jazz and dancers, yummy dim sum & fusiony cocktails, Becca D'Bus... and me! i'll be getting extra dirty this coming friday, so don't miss it! Purple Line Pizza Party 🗓 26 august (weds) 7pm to 10pm 📍 Yeast Side @ Farrer Park 🎟 limited walk-ins only have u already got ur tickets to our wlw pizza party? yes?? incredible! rumour has it there might be a special lychee lager on tap for only $12 just for us... if you missed out getting ur tickets, firstly, why does this keep happening to u? and secondly, we will have a small handful of walk-in tickets available on the day itself, so head down early if you want to secure yours at $50/person.

🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 coming in a little late (no shame in being late 2 cum!) but here's where you'll find me this weekend... It's Friday, Baby at Lulu's 🗓 tonight, 14 august 📍 Lulu's 🎟 book on whatsapp the friday night i've been teasing is finally here, and it's tonite!! expect performances & sexy mingling throughout the night (my first set is around 10ish). click the link above to book a table, or try your luck walking in at the door! Smut Salon x Unclench Book Launch 🗓 15 august, 7-9pm 📍 HOST 🎟 get tickets here to celebrate the launch of marylyn tan's smutty new chapbook, we're having a book launch... plus some extras. we'll be doing dramatised readings of your sexcapades, fantasies and everything dirty. submit your stories here (you can even tell your story yourself!) and we'll see you tomorrow night!

🇸🇬 cunt on me, singapore! national day is today, which means… watch it wet is today! our yearly boozy fruity ndp watch party where we all get drunk and yell at the screen together! celebrate home, truly with some true homos ❤️ get your tickets if you haven’t, we’re nearly full… 🎟️ TICKETS 🎟️ 🇸🇬 WATCH IT WET 🗓️ today! 5.30pm onwards 📍 filmhouse 🎟️ riotdragshow.com

we are so back 🔥 tonight at lulu’s was so special & i am so excited for you all to get to experience it <33 i’m here every friday, make ur rezzos here! it’s been awhile since i’ve gone back to my truly slutty sexy burly roots & im honoured that i got to do it at THE lulu’s lounge. lulu’s was a home for cabaret and burlesque before it had to close down during the pandemic, but now it’s back in full force!! just like my tits! see you there soon (;

🇸🇬 it’s national day weekend and here’s my top picks of how u can be the GAYEST sinGAYporean this weekend! RIOT! HOMO TRULY 🗓️ 8 august (saturday) 7.30pm 📍 hard rock cafe 🎟️ riotdragshow.com sg’s biggest drag queen + sg’s biggest national day drag show (i think)? hell yeah! TWOQUEENSASIA: HAPPY NATIONAL GAY 🗓️ 8 august (saturday) 10pm til late 📍 MDLR 🎟️ tqhappynationalgay8aug.peatix.com og lesbian party people twoqueens kick off ur weekend with a party featuring sounds by djs anna stacia and chuin WATCH IT WET 🗓️ 9 august (sunday) 5.30pm onwards 📍 filmhouse 🎟️ riotdragshow.com finally! something im in! our yearly ndp watch party is going to be crazy (based partly on rumours that this years ndp not so good, and based mostly on the fact that it’s fun to get drunk with drag queens and fellow cuntymen!) see u there! plus: hop on the party bus to HOST after the watch party ends and carry on yr merrymaking with us!

🍕 pssst… we just released an extra 20 tickets to nail clipper club’s purple line pizza party! get yr tickets now (b4 they’re gone again!) 🎟️ tinyurl.com/ncc-plpp

💋 ladies night on thursday is almost full... kaya bar ladies night at the standard is just left with bar seats, so if you wanted to join me for the best ladies night in sg, u better book your spot right now! Kaya Bar Ladies Night 🗓 6 august, thursday (7pm to 10pm) 📍 Kaya Bar, The Standard 🎟 book your table here

🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 what i’m vibing with this week: 🎸 jojo (not siwa!) 🖤 yin yoga 💄 pink toenails this week is what i think pride feels like to most gay people. for some godforsaken reason, you will be finding lychee bye everywhere this week, for better or for worse. (i think for better, because most of these places have excellent food/drinks/vibes) here's where i'll be this week! Kaya Bar Ladies Night 🗓 6 august, thursday (7pm to 10pm) 📍 Kaya Bar, The Standard 🎟 book your table here i'm back at my (and soon, your) favourite ladies night in sg! the standard's ladies night promises free-flow red, white and prosecco with any food order, plus $10 highballs all night. and of course, i will be mingling and jiggling with u & for u. go chope ur table asap because they're fully booked every week! WATCH IT WET 🗓 9 august (sunday) 5.30pm 📍filmhouse 🎟 watchitwet26.peatix.com it's singapore's birthday this sabbath sunday, and in commemoration of both a national and spiritual day of observance, you and me are getting wasted at filmhouse while we yell at the livestream that doesn't have red lions, a mobile column or aerial display. apparently that's something to be upset about, but i think drunk gay people offering live commentary of the national day parade trumps NS boys sitting on tanks every single time. so cum spend national day the right way... with us at watch it wet! It's Friday, Baby at Lulu's 🗓 every friday, starting 14 august 📍 Lulu's 🎟 book on whatsapp lulu's is back! their grand opening happens on 8 august (this saturday) and you can book your table to join in on the fun. lulu's used to be the place to go to for burlesque and drag, before it had to close down during phase 2 of the covid pandemic. but like every good thing that's ever been, it's never REALLY over... and now lulu's is coming back. expect gilded 1930s shanghai vibes, world-class dim sum and cocktails, and live cabaret shows. and yes! yours truly has a friday night residency, which means you finally get to see me as nolan intended. (nakeder)

can't believe i'm saying this but earlybird pizza passes are already sold out!!! general pizza passes are available now, get urs before they run out!! (we'll be posting the party on socials tonight, so you have a couple hours before everyone knows!) 🍕 Pizza Passes 🍕 EARLYBIRD: $35 GENERAL: $38 FINAL RELEASE: $40 WALK-IN: $45 each pizza pass gets you free flow sourdough pizza, free flow thundercrunch fries, and a welcome drink! 🎟 tinyurl.com/ncc-plpp

🍕you get first dibs on ncc's first wlw pizza party! 🍕 free flow sourdough pizza & fries, a room full of wlws, and craft beers on tap... ON THE PURPLE LINE??? pink pony club is out, purple line pizza party is in. & as always, y'all get to hear about it first! earlybird pizza passes are now on sale, so go get yours before i tell everyone else 👀 🍕 PURPLE LINE PIZZA PARTY 📍 Yeast Side @ Farrer Park 🗓 26 august (weds), 7pm to 10pm 🎟 tinyurl.com/ncc-plpp

🤩💕 you're invited... 💕🤩 ... to your wedding! my friends at tmrgf are throwing a big fat lesbian wedding this friday and u could be part of it! 💍 wedding-themed competitions like bra unhooking and sexiest straps 💍 mass wedding for everyone present 💍 wedding aesthetics bc camp 🎟 get your tickets here 🎟

🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 what i’m vibing with this week: 🎸 dangdut tian mi mi (thanks ESTR) 🖤 making doodles of friends 💄 body scrubs & face masks some say i missed a week. others say... more interesting things. i'm back with a list of things you absoluuuutely must cum 4. WATCH IT WET 🗓 9 august (saturday) 5.30pm 📍filmhouse 🎟 watchitwet26.peatix.com fuck the world cup, your favourite watch party is back. instead of watching one ball and 22 men at fucking 5am, we're going to watch many balls and thousands of men (and women) at 5pm. this yearly tradition is a calendar staple for a reason: a room full of friends and strangers united by a general…ambivalence to the project of patriotism, an in-theatre bar, sing-along, yell-along viewing and of course DRINKING GAMES! hosted by me, becca d'bus, kishan kumar singh and qilah rose. It's Friday, Baby at Lulu's 🗓 every friday, starting 14 august 📍 Lulu's 🎟 book on whatsapp you're literally the first people i'm telling... ur girl (me) has secured... a residency!!! this is literally crazy. can u believe that a dirty lesbo stripper has... a residency?? in singapore???? i'll be at the freshly-reopened Lulu's every friday & im beggingggg you to join me... i'll say more soon, when more details are released! for now, just clear ur fridays for me my loves xxx SAVE THE DATE: nail clipper club... pizza party? 🗓 26 august (wednesday) 📍 y**** s*** 🎟 coming soon! more info coming soon but for now... make a mark in your gay lil calendars because on 26 august, the nail clipper club is holding a sapphic pizza party! you heard it here first...

🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 what i’m vibing with this week: 🎸 didgeridoo techno remixes 🖤 e-books 💄 dior lipstick in diormania well it looks like this week we're going for a hump day brunch time update because... y not??? this week is quieter on the lychee front (big things brewing tho) but here's where i think u should be if u can be <3 FOOL OUT, a dance class for every body 🗓 9 July (thursday) 7pm 📍lyf farrer park 🎟 foolout260718.peatix.com sometimes people ask me 'lychee how did u learn 2 move so sexy and flexibly and hotly like that?' and i gotta tell u, the answer... is not this dance class. but thank god, because what you get instead is a full hour of ridiculously fun dancing dancing time, led by drag queen and dancer Tiara Sorrel. think zumba, but drag queen, and cuntier? after u learn sum moves, there is social time for u to make friends, eat food & drink drinks. Crafternoon 🗓 19 July (Sunday) 2pm to 6pm 📍 Proud Spaces 🎟 rsvp here i guess not everything has to be wet n juicy. some things can be dry and hairy! like crochet. n upcycling. n sewing. plus there's a fashion swap! free entry, but u must rsvp. july birthdays is this doxxing? some of my fav ppl are born this month... so shout out to the july cancers. see u this week, stay juicy <3

🌟 🌟cvntessa’s ballroom weekend opens tonite! 🌟🌟 this is not a formal ball — there r no categories, competitions or pressure, just ballroom energy in the clerb 🪩 🎵 vogue beats, cunty house, bitch trax, jersey club & baile funk & i’ve got uuu a special $5 off ticket link… ❤️‍🔥 get yr tickets now! ❤️‍🔥 🗓 10 july (friday) 10pm til late 📍MDLR

🪦🍷ladies night is tonight! 🥂🪦 join me at the standard for free flow wines, $10 highballs, and a performance by yours truly. (i go on at 9pm!) 💋 registration is a must, secure ur spot now! 🗓 9 July (thursday) 7pm to 10pm 📍Kaya Bar, The Standard see you there 🗣

🏁🍒 WEEKLY ROUND-UP 🍒🏁 what i’m vibing with this week: 🎸 miley cyrus throwback tracks 🖤 day drinking (sorry not sorry) 💄 kaleidos lip glosses it turns out lychee bye knows a lot of things, but the days of the week are not any of those things. happy end? start? of the week, here's where i'll be this week (; Kaya Bar Ladies Night 🗓 9 July (thursday) 7pm to 10pm 📍Kaya Bar, The Standard 🎟 FREE, REGISTRATION REQUIRED free flow red wine, white wine and prosecco, $10 highballs, and yours truly taking it all off. ladies night has literally not looked this good since, idk, 2015. do not say i bojio!!! "i have work the next day" my queen... take MC. ur client deliverables are not more important than u enjoying life 2 the fullest. Serving Face: Storytelling through Portrait Photography 🗓 12 July (Sunday), 3pm to 6pm 📍Lightonboard Studio (110 Lor 23 Geylang, #05-01 Victory Centre) 🎟 $30, GET TICKETS HERE 3 hours of studio time where you'll learn how to take incredible creative self portraits. u walk away with professional looking portraits, plus a bunch of neat tricks u can use at home. this one is facilitated by nydia shiang... but i'll be there too. july save-the-date updates 👀 ok my top secret fridays have had a little reshuffle, and we will instead be saving the dates for fridays in august... i'll update here when i know more <3 see u this week, stay juicy <3