Global Intel Watch

Also, shoutout to Cody who is still finding the time to knock on his old admins' doors to either ask for a job as admin or to say incomprehensible shit. I wonder how he finds the time to do this between preventing coups in Syria and expanding his sphere of influence in Azerbaijan.

Also there is fuck all happening on Telegram and I had a cortisol spike, provoking me to cause a retarded semi-happening. Nothing Ever Happens.

All is well, Veritas and I explained ourselves. I did not understand his motivations and he thought I was protective of Israel. Great reconciliation was found between our people, love will last forever. European brotherhood achieved.

✍️🇮🇱 For two days now, the totally MAGA Jewish channel EuroIntel hasn't mentioned a word about the auction. Could it be that it failed? It wouldn't be surprising, given that to date, the only honest – albeit strange and ridiculous – transaction successfully carried out by the owner of EuroIntel was scamming 90 Euros from a Colombian white supremacist and MAGA supporter with brown skin, so that he could become an admin.

Oh boy oh boy GET YOUR BIDS IN!

"Oh, I love Sarah Netanyahu actually. I think she is an outstanding person, and outstanding woman, very loyal, super sharp minded. I totally love Sarah Netanyahu. I also think her husband is probably the best PM Israel had." — Kaspar V, January 16, 2026.

"Oh, I love Sarah Netanyahu actually. I think she is an outstanding person, and outstanding woman, very loyal, super sharp minded. I totally love Sarah Netanyahu. I also think her husband is probably the best PM Israel had." — Kaspar V, January 16, 2026.

FYI, Kaspar's idol is Sarah Netanyahu, the wife of Bibi Netanyahu.

✍️ Btw, the completely Jewish channel EuroIntel can't snap out of its delusion and today wanted 8100 dollars for a channel with 9 thousand bots. The transaction was almost finalized, but the owner, Kaspar, didn't want to meet the conditions set by the client…

✍️ Btw, the completely Jewish channel EuroIntel can't snap out of its delusion and today wanted 8100 dollars for a channel with 9 thousand bots. The transaction was almost finalized, but the owner, Kaspar, didn't want to meet the conditions set by the client, namely he refused to renounce his affiliation with the homosexual Furry community. The bidding continues until tomorrow, and I think we'll see quite a few more amusing developments. Thank you for your attention to this matter - President DJT

We're opening bids for GIW ! Prices are starting at whatever Eurointel paid for his jewish soul.

Do they actually believe the bids that are being sent? Or are they aware that all of Telegram are clowning their dumbasses?

Bruh

Does anybody remember Kaspar? The guy who got his own personal channel banned because of how scummy he is (and probably also for how bad it was). Well, now his deluded mind, along with his people, are convinced that they can get thousands of dollars for the…

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Does anybody remember Kaspar? The guy who got his own personal channel banned because of how scummy he is (and probably also for how bad it was). Well, now his deluded mind, along with his people, are convinced that they can get thousands of dollars for the "Eurointel+" channel. The people behind the channel claim it makes $2040/month, which is obviously bullshit. Make sure to make a bid, because as you can see, he believes every message that contains an offer.

Do you guys know Warfront Witness? We have discovered that there are WFW files... should we release em?

Do you guys know Warfront Witness? We have discovered that there are WFW files... should we release em?

A former GIW admin holding a "notebook" is actively sacrificing Kazakh 10/10 tomboys to bring Cody back btw, absolutely disgusting